- Pick 10 of your OC in any order. If you don't have 10 characters use cannon.
- Don't look at the questions while picking the characters!
- Link back to the blank.
- Have fun!
PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
10. Barricade (cannon)
1. How will  (Blade) describe  (Cyto)?
Blade: She seems to be a nice femme overall, but don't be fooled. As bodyguard to the princess she has some very deadly training. Also, she should confess her feelings to her princess! It is ridiculous, and also unhealthy to harbor feelings. They can throw off your processor faster than you can say "Unicorn that prances around all sparkly!"
2.  (Evangelle) and  (Rene) were locked in a closet together. What does  (Barricade) see when he/she found them?
Rene: Sooo...how do you like Earth?
Evangelle: Your species is so like my own. May I look at you?
Rene: Sure... wait... WHAT?!
Barricade: *hears yelps and metal scraping from a supply closet* Hello?
Rene: *rolling on the ground curled a fetus position*
Evangelle: Now that I have examined a female of your species, now to examine a male. *stands gracefully and innocently looks at Barricade*
Barricade: *runs for his life*
3. For whatever reason,  (Katrin) decides to kiss  (Silverwind). How does  react?
Katrin: Um.... hey Ms. Silverwind, can you look down here for a minute? I think I may have a splinter, I'm sorry!
Sil: Hush child. *kneels in front of Katrin and looks at her outstretched hand* I see no-!
Katrin: *stand on her tip-toes and plants the peck in the center of the Deceptincon's facemask*
4.  (Silverwind) randomly walks in and sees  (Synth) is at least half naked.
Synth: *decides to take a dip in a river by the group's makeshift camp and shift away armor*
Sil: Synth? Synth! Where are you?! Hey what are you-! *trips in water and electrocutes them both*
5. What is  (Brigidare) theme song? Favorite food if  doesn't have theme song.
Brig: It would have to be the human song "Bad Touch" by The Blood Hound Gang! It's very catchy!
Sil: You do know that entire song describes the mating habits of humans, yes?
6. And what is  (Siren) opinion about  (Brig) theme song? If  doesn't have a theme song make  eats 's wallet.
Siren: I also enjoy that song too! I sometimes play it as a form of foreplay >w>.
Sil: You two are both disgusting.
7.  (Evangelle) has a drink in a bar and discovers  (Barricade) is a strip dancer.
Evangelle: *admires him from afar* I knew it was a good choice to "inspect" this male. He shows much potential for my enjoyment.
Barricade: *is here against his will* I will slag you all to the pit!
8. So  (Evangelle) was completely drunk and wakes up in bed next to
 (Synth) and  (Blade)?!
Evangelle: *stretches and her head thunks into something hard* Hmmm? *looks into a white chestplate*
Blade: Morning Ms. Alien~ Interesting night last night hmm??
Synth: *chained to bed in a clown suit*
9. Something exploded and now  (Silverwind),  (Cyto) and  (Siren) is gender bended! How do they react?
Sil: Hmpf. At least that bumbling aft-head Starscream will keep his claws to himself!
Cyto: *chirps happily* Now maybe Lady Evangelle will notice me! I can kick her instructor's aft, and she will be mine! *initiate evil laughter*
Siren: I heard Screamer's into mechs actually. Don't give me that look, I am too~ *winks at Silverwind*
Sil: Um...wait... what are you doing?! Get off me! We're both mechs here! Stop! Help!?!?!
Siren: Time to show you what a real mech is like~
~MOVING ON NOW~
10.  (Blade) suddenly feels an urge to chase after unicorns. What do  (Brigidare) do to help him/her?
Blade: Come my boy, we must find the magical unicorn!
Brig: Don't you mean Unicron? Whatever. *loads his blaster and fires*
11.  (Rene) is getting married to a rainbow dinosaur. How did it happen? Does  (Katrin) do anything about it?
Rene: Barricade set me up to this. No questions asked.
Katrin: Have fun Rene! Send me photos of yo babies!
Rene: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID HUMAN!!
12.  (Siren) is being chased by evil toys in a locked toy factory with a pen is his/her only weapon. Does he/she survive through the night?
Siren: Of course I survived you idiotic meme! I can survive anything! I just had to show those toys some different uses for a giant pen >w>.
Toys: *scarred for life*
13.  (Evangelle),  (Katrin) and  (Barricade) is having a picnic. Suddenly a giant pink donut falls out from the sky. Which one of them is likely to get hit by it?
Either Evangelle or Barricade! They have rather spiky armor after all!
14.  (Siren) stole  (Cyto) most valuable item (or person). What happen next?
Cyto captures Siren with her awesome guard skills!!
Siren: *chained to a wall* It was worth it! I got to look at some sweet pronz!
Cyto: *walks in and locks door* Time to show you what we do to naughty females~
Siren: O.O Meep!
15.  (Barricade) found a Death Note! Who die?
Barri: MWAHahahshAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! The entire human race!!
Word of advice. Never give a Decepticon a Death Note.
16.  (Blade),  (Silverwind) and  (Rene) are stay in  (Synth)'s house while the house is surrounded by zombies! Wait, what do you mean  was bitten by a zombie?
Blade: Oh well. I can always replace my arm. *saws off arm*
Synth: *eats popcorn and watches*
17.  (Katrin) found a time machine. What does he/she do?
Kat: *goes back in time and cuddles a baby Jazz*
18.  (Brigidare),  (Rene) and  (Evangelle) decided to rob a bank. How does it go?
Brig: I am not doing this! I'm outta here!
Rene: Woot! That went great..wait...where's the money?
19. Oh no!  (Siren) was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital?
Siren: That was a fragging big truck! Is he related to you sweet cheeks?
Sil: *puffs up* No! And stop calling me that!
Siren: Wanna play doctor? ;3
20. Tag someone? If you don't do tagging, tell me 's dark secret.